“El Guano Schnauzer” Grows Tired Of Nickname

Denny Clark, known to just about everyone around these parts as “El Guano Schnauzer,” has reportedly grown tired of his nickname. Denny, whose nickname roughly translates to “The Shit Schnauzer,” has begun asking friends and acquaintances to stop calling him that. I think my friend Gar spoke for many of us when he said that we certainly don’t want to call him something he doesn’t want to be called, “but if he doesn’t want to be known as the shit schnauzer, what kind of schnauzer does he want to be known as?”

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It’s still a few days away, but Our Duncan Funk Song of the Day can’t wait. This is a great song, and it’s a nice soothing video.

Title: Forever Autumn
Artist: Justin Hayward