Well, I Bought a Sex Button

I special-ordered it. It’s four inches in diameter, and it’s bright yellow with big black letters that just spell out SEX. (My very own design!) It only cost $3.50, but the shipping was close to $7.00. It was delivered in a padded envelope that said “Fragile. Handle with care.” Really, it did! (Hey Buddy, be careful, that’s my sex button in there.)

You might be wondering why I bought a sex button. Well, I had what I thought was a really great idea for a post. I was going to have a picture of a woman wearing this sex button on her upper left chest, and the title of the post was going to be There’s No Mystery As To Where This Woman’s Sex Button Is. I thought that was pretty hilarious. Juvenile, but hilarious.

But here’s the problem. It’s hard to ask a woman to wear a sex button, telling her that you just want to snap a photo of her wearing it so that you can post it on the internet. Vulva made it quite clear that she was not going to do it. So, that post isn’t going to happen … at least not right now. But, I’ve got another idea, so you may be seeing it in the future.

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I read the above, and frankly, I can’t help but think “ah, me.” So clearly, Griffin House was being prescient when he wrote Our Duncan Funk Song of the Day.

Title: Ah Me
Artist: Griffin House