Yes, Cup Size Is Important To Me

But let me clear. Here I’m talking about coffee cups. I don’t like the little dinksters – they’re way too gay. But many cups are too big. Oh, I can still handle ‘em, but I don’t feel comfortable doing so. And isn’t that a part of what coffee is all about – comfort?

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I know, I know – let’s all listen to a song! We’ll call it Our Duncan Funk Song of the Day. This could be fun!

Title: Black Balloon
Artist: Goo Goo Dolls