“Duncan, Do You Have a Favorite Loose-Bowels Story?”

No Governor, I most emphatically do not have a favorite loose-bowels story. And that, I think, is the worst conversation starter I’ve ever heard. I strongly advise that you not use it in your upcoming debate.

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Time for Our Duncan Funk Song of the Day. I think this is a really fine version of a truly classic seventy-five year old song.

Artist: Kenny G and George Benson
Title: Summertime