Man With Small Testicles Honored For Good Works

Milo Squash has been selected by the Vulva Meadows Community Outreach Program as its Volunteer of the Year. As much as he’s recognized for his volunteer work, Squash is almost as widely known around these parts for his idiosyncratic practice of always introducing himself to strangers by saying “Hi, I’m Milo Squash – I have unusually small testicles.”

In announcing the honor, Barb Arbuckle, President of the Outreach Program, elicited raucous laughter and loud applause from those assembled when, after detailing his many volunteer activities, she said: Milo Squash may have small testicles, but he has a big schlong of a heart.

We second that! So a big Duncan Funk tip-o’-the-hat to you, Mr. Squash. Keep up the good work!

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It took way too long, but we’ve finally had a string of some beautiful hot summer days. And we’re celebrating that in our selection of Our Duncan Funk Song of the Day.

Title: Hot Summer Days
Artist: It’s a Beautiful Day