I can’t say this is something I’ve given a lot of thought to. But I do know this much. I’d be called – and it would always be said with an Arnold Schwarzenegger-like voice –
The Duncanheimer. And every time, just before doing something well-deserved to a bad guy, in that same voice I’d say
“dunc this.” And then I’d whomp ‘em really good.
And Vulva would still be my partner (well, if she wanted to be). But she’d have to be called
The Vulvanator. That’s non-negotiable.
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We have Ben Gibbard and Jay Farrar in a filmed live session for
Our Duncan Funk Song of the Day. How sweet is that?
Title: These Roads Don’t Move
Artist: Ben Gibbard and Jay Farrar

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