For My Part, There’s Only One Orifice I Like to Blow Bubbles Out of

And I bet most folks agree with me. If America’s gum-makers would just accept that, I bet they could reduce their research and development costs by a tidy amount, thereby reducing the cost of a pack of gum, which, duh, yeah, you guessed it, would lead to increased sales. Come on people, let’s get this economy rolling!

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A big howdy-doo to Scars on 45, here with Our Duncan Funk Song of the Day.

Title: Give Me Something
Artist: Scars on 45