It was my turn to cook dinner last night, and I decided on stir-fry. Usually when I do stir-fry, I use chicken, but something got into me – I suppose it could have been the liquor – and I decided to go with pork for a change. So Vulva and I were at the grocery store buying what we needed, and when we got to where the pork was, there was a sign saying that the pork loins were “buy one, get one free.” Of course that was only for “club members,” but I always carry my card with me so I was good to go, and so two-for-one it was. As we got into the car I said to Vulva,
“we bought a lot of pork today, a lot of pork …. I’m usually not surprised at the amount of pork we buy, but today I was.”
I have a bad tendency to way-too-easily amuse myself, but I have to admit I found this pretty darned funny, and even Vulva cracked a little smile. First-time readers would no doubt think something along the lines of
“huh … excuse me … am I missing something?” Well, it goes back to a prior post – two of them actually because the first one was so good it deserved a repeat – involving seeing a lot of birds … a
lot of birds. It was so stupid the first time. It’s delightful to realize it has so much broader applicability.
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Back to James Taylor for
Our Duncan Funk Song of the Day, ‘cause, well, the guy can sing.
Title: You Can Close Your Eyes
Artist: James Taylor
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