Woman With Curly Vagina Wins Small Lotto Prize

Curly Vagina, who works down at the local Jiffy Lube, reports that a woman he was with correctly picked four of six numbers in Saturday’s Lotto drawing, winning $28. Vagina said the couple celebrated by going to Applebee’s and ordering a “Two for $20” dinner, complete with appetizer (they went with the onion rings … hey, that’s what I would have done too!).

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Here’s an old Pink Floyd classic for Our Duncan Funk Song of the Day.

Title: Us and Them
Artist: Pink Floyd