“Totally bogus!” claims Einar Noodleman, a Scandinavian researcher. At least that’s what his cousin, Dr. Nels Noodleman, our town’s gastroenterologist, reports. Noodleman added that he himself wasn’t particularly surprised by the news as he has always strongly suspected that the “fallopian tube” was nothing more than a made-up term.
I ran into R.R. Arbuckle, President of the Vulva Meadows Neighborhood Watch Program, yesterday, and passed this news along and asked him whether he thought his group might want to hold hearings or anything. “Possibly, possibly” was his response. So … we may have more to say on this matter later.
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Here’s Mr. Springsteen with Our Duncan Funk Song of the Day. Please, say it with me: well bless his pea-pickin’ heart!
I ran into R.R. Arbuckle, President of the Vulva Meadows Neighborhood Watch Program, yesterday, and passed this news along and asked him whether he thought his group might want to hold hearings or anything. “Possibly, possibly” was his response. So … we may have more to say on this matter later.
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Here’s Mr. Springsteen with Our Duncan Funk Song of the Day. Please, say it with me: well bless his pea-pickin’ heart!
Title: We Take Care of Our Own
Artist: Bruce Springsteen
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