Thursday, May 3, 2012

I Think One Of the Best Things We Can Do For Our Senior Citizens Is To Encourage Good Bowel Control


And that’s why I’m proud to endorse a new bowel-control product: Bowel-Howdy!

Picture this television ad: Two older gentlemen greeting each other, and the first one says  Hey Arthur, are you “under control?”  (and he uses “finger quotes” when he says “under control).  And then the second one, Arthur, responds – with a big confident smile and a “thumbs up” sign – Bowel-Howdy! 

This isn’t real.  Yet.  It’s from a dream I had last night.  But it sure has given me food for thought.

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In honor of the passing of Levon Helm a few days ago, Our Duncan Funk Song of the Day is a classic from The Last Waltz.

Title:  The Weight
Artist:  The Band

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