The Center for Disease Control issued a warning today
reminding women not to leave their “lady parts” unattended for extended periods
in parked cars during periods of excessive heat. Just as for infants, young children and pets,
“sensitive tissues” can be damaged by prolonged exposure to high heat, which
the CDC reminds can quickly reach temperatures of 170 degrees in a parked car. The CDC said male parts, which it curiously refer
to as “Buddy parts,” aren’t known to be as susceptible to high heat, and
therefore, gentlemen can pretty much feel free to do with them what they will
during the summer weather. (But watch out for the “popsicle effect” come
January, warns the CDC.)
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Here’s the Head and the Heart with Our Duncan Funk Song of
the Day.
Title: Ghosts
Artist: The Head and
the Heart
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