I Hope To One Day Start a University That Will Become Known Worldwide As Duncan Funk U.

I still have a ways to go to turn this into reality, but I’m going to start laying the ground work pretty soon.  One of my first decisions will be whether to have sports teams, and even more important, what our mascot should be.  I’ve already given this a fair amount of thought.  I’ve considered both existing professional and collegiate sport mascots, such as:

  * The Duncan Funk Wizards, or

  * The Duncan Funk Sooners.

I’ve considered brand new names, such as:

  * The Duncan Funk Tubs

  * The Duncan Funk Kebabs, or
  * The Duncan Funk Yo’Mamas.

Of course there’s still time to decide, but as of now, I think the two leading contenders are:

  * The Duncan Funk A’s (because it sounds like the “Funkays”), or

  * The Duncan Funk Meisters

 

I’ll keep you posted - I know you're interested.

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For Our Duncan Funk Song of the Day we once again feature the only band that I know of whose name rhymes with Rumford and Buns.

Title:  Home

Artist:  Mumford and Sons