I’m Not Sure Why I Found This So Amusing, But Bless My Heart, I Did.

Yesterday I was sitting around watching football with Vulva and my cousin Dewey, who’s been staying with us for a few days.  [Remember Dewey? Dewey Funk?  You hear his name and immediately interpret it as a question and want to excitedly answer we sure do!]  Anyway, halftime came so I went out to do a little cleaning up of the kitchen, mostly loading the dishwasher with a few dirty dishes from the night before.  And out of the blue this thought just popped into my mind of something that I thought would be kind of funny to say.

So I finished up and walked back into the living room where Vulva and Dewey were still both sitting.  I sat down, and in a very calm and conversational tone said I apologize in advance for my language, but in about 15 minutes I’m going to be turning on the goddamned motherfucking dishwasher, so if either of you want to take a shower you might want to do it now.  Fortunately, both Vulva and Dewey also saw the humor and got a good laugh out of it.

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Here’s a nice cover of a Springsteen song for Our Duncan Funk Song of the Day.

Title:  Dancing in the Dark

Artist:  Mat Kearney