WARNING: Risk of Suffocation! Do NOT Sit on Someone’s Face While Wearing

I’m thinking of designing, manufacturing, and marketing a line of men’s pants – I’d probably call them Duncans because I like the sound of that - and I think this would be a great warning label to prominently affix to every pair.  I think it would give them kind of an edge … inject a slight element of danger because, well, that’s stylish and it sells.   And how ‘bout this for a motto:  Duncans – Always Sit Responsibly.

I’m thinking I might be able to make a fortune off this.  For the many clothiers or entrepreneurs out there whose interest I may have piqued, give me a call and let’s talk.