The Poultry Awards Are Going To Be Announced Next Week. But After Last Year, I’m Not Holding My Breath

There’s any number of categories I would have expected to be recognized in: Rooster Fixin’, Hen Pokin’, Poetry (Roosters a’ crowing, hens a’ cacklin’, don’t mind paintin’ but I don’t like spacklin’.)  And then there’s the most obvious, Gobblin’.  I’m not just a good gobbler, I’m a great gobbler … hell, I’m a frickin’ world class gobbler.  But my name wasn’t called last year. 

Yeah, I’m bitter.