Surely I Can’t Be the Only One Who Puts Out a Stylish Powder Box on the Counter in My Guest Bathroom With a Nicely Printed Note Saying “Complimentary Powder For Our Guest’s Nether Regions”

Or can I?  I have noticed some rather interesting looks on the faces of people coming out of that bathroom.  At first I thought it was just the contented look of someone who had been freshly powdered up, but now I’m not so sure.