I Know This Is Awfully Last Minute, But I'm Thinking We Should Proclaim Tomorrow, August 14, 2015, National "Call Your Boss Gumbo Day"

Male or female, it doesn't make any difference.  "Hey Gumbo, how's it hanging?"  Or whatever greeting you choose to use.  It's bound to be charming, because that's the power of "Gumbo." 

And let's make it an annual event.  I like this.  I like it a lot.