Follow Duncan’s humorous interactions with an on-going and slightly bizarre cast of friends and family. Serving up good humor and great music since 8:00 a.m.
Our Ever Growing and Ever Lovin' Cast of Characters
Duncan Funk: Yours truly
Vulva Meadows: My girlfriend. To her embarrassment, Vulva Meadows also happens to be the name of one of the largest housing developments around these parts.
Pooters: My dog
Mr. Jeepers: someone I seem to have a lot of interaction with
Officer and Mrs. Cornhole, and their daughter Nikki: my neighbors. They also perform as a family singing group and are known as The Singing Cornholes. Roy Noyes: one of my friends
Gar Arbuckle: another one of my friends
R. R. Arbuckle: Gar’s dad, and President of the Vulva Meadows Neighborhood Watch Program
The Rest of the Arbuckle Family: Barb Arbuckle (Gar’s mom), Little Barb Arbuckle (Gar’s older sister) and Buck Arbuckle (Gar’s little brother)
Bill Billups, Who Goes by Wendel (He’s not Jewish): husband of Little Barb Arbuckle
The Billups Twins, Romulus and Remus: twin sons of Little Barb Arbuckle and Bill (Wendel) Billups
Nope, no shortcuts. You're just going to have to read to find out about me. I don't want to be rude, but I think I'm way too complex to be distilled into a simple sidebar comment.
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