That's Not What He Meant!

I hadn’t seen my friend Roy Noyes for a couple of days, and I found out why. First thing you gotta know is that Roy's pretty shy. And he's not very experienced, if you know what I mean. Anyway, he’s had a really big crush on a girl named Gina Lou Bitters, and she was over at his house, and he told her he wanted to “kiss her in a very private place.” Well he was talking about the hall closet, but she apparently misunderstood and I guess all hell broke loose.

Roy said it went from bad to worse. He was sitting at the dinner table that night, feeling a little glum but trying to enjoy his mashed potatoes. And he said his dad, Elroy Noyes, looked at him and asked "does it gross you out to think of yourself as the fruit of my loins?" Eewwhh!

He said it's taken him a couple of days to recover.

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Title: You Ain't Going Nowhere
Artist: The Byrds
Album: Sweetheart of the Rodeo