Don't Call Your Girlfriend "Moose Lips"

No matter how endearing a term you might think it is, I’ve learned that women often interpret it differently.

Now, I’m not a dolt. I can see that if some Sylvester Stallone look-alike with a Brooklyn accent says “Yo, Moose Lips, bring me a beer,” that’s probably not going to go over real well. But if you’re a sweetheart like me, and you’re saying it in an endearing way, like with a smile and in a quiet voice with a slight British accent: “how’s my little Moose Lips?” Well, what the hell’s wrong with that? Women – sheesh!

Bottom line: if you’re hoping to partake of some Boboli later on, ixnay on the oosemay ipslay

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For Our Duncan Funk Song of the Day, a tip of the hat please to J. J. Cale. Click on the title to see the video.

Title: Magnolia
Artist: J. J. Cale