Sunday, June 14, 2009

Eleanor Galore's Cousin, Igor Galore

Vulva and I went out went out with Gar and his now “official” girlfriend, Eleanor Galore, last night, and she brought along her cousin, Igor, who’s visiting from Russia. Igor Galore. Fancy that.

Igor was pretty cool, and a lot of fun to talk to. He’s big and friendly and funny and kind of loud, but not obnoxiously so. And he really took a shine to Vulva. He liked to hold out his arms, and in a loud, kind of exaggerated voice, say her name. … but with his Russian accent, it came out “Wulwa.” And on top of that, he told us he used to have trouble remembering people’s names, so he devised a system to help him – he picks out a couple of words that describe the person that starts with the same letter as the person’s name. And for Vulva, he said one of the first things he noticed was that she has really nice skin ,,, he thought it was velvety … very velvety. So to him, Vulva was Wehwy Welwety Wulwa.

You know, it’s funny how things turn out. A few years ago I probably never could have imagined myself having dinner with Eleanor Galore and Igor Galore, and my girlfriend Wehwy Welwety Wulva. Life’s quite a journey, isn’t it?

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Well in honor of Igor, we’re going to have another major change of pace for Our Duncan Funk Song of the Day. Even though it’s titled Midnight in Moscow, it has kind of a New Orleans or Dixieland sound. Click on the title to see the video. Enjoy.

Title: Midnight in Moscow
Artist: The Village Stompers

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