A Retraction – Local Fella Not So Bad After All
Gina Lou Bitters, who was the source for our story yesterday on local resident Roy Noyes’ alleged sexual immaturity, admitted she was only having a bad day, one brought about by hormonal fluctuations, when she contacted our local news desk. Contrary to her previous statements, Ms. Bitters now says that Mr. Noyes’ puppets are actually quite engaging, and that he really knows how to use them, particularly the one known as “the Winkster.” She does stand by her comments about his inane humming, however.
This must be a welcome relief for Roy – it looks like things are starting to come his way. And in recognition of that, Santana would like to perform for Our Duncan Funk Song of the Day. Click on the title to see the video.
Title: Everything is Coming Our Way
Artist: Santana
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