An Honest Question Deserves an Honest Answer

I often receive questions from readers – here’s one that came in just this morning from someone who wished to remain anonymous: “Duncan, how do you Duncan Funk a woman?” Very well, thank you.

But my guess is, your question seeks more … you actually want to know how. The thing is, to Duncan Funk a woman, you have to be Duncan Funk. That’s the key. And unfortunately for you, my friend, that role is already filled ... by yours truly.

In the final analysis, the best thing you can do is to be yourself. However, because your name is Newton Bopper, you’ve got quite a challenge ahead of you. Good luck, my friend.

* * * * *

For Our Duncan Funk Song of the Day, let’s all board the Duncan train. (Or take a cab if your prefer.) Click on the title to see the video.

Title: Cab
Artist: Train
Album: For Me, It’s You