Hold the Cheese, Dairyboy!

Now you probably don’t know this about me, because I haven’t told you, but I really, really hate cheese. It’s like spoiled, horribly rancid milk . . . like one day you were taking the groceries out of your trunk, and you set a milk carton on the shelf in the garage and forgot about it for six months. Would you go back to that milk carton six months later, when it’s ninety degrees in your garage, with a big ole’ spoon and say “mmmm, isn’t this good?” No, I don’t think you would, so what’s wrong with you people? Anyway, that’s how I feel about cheese, so I decided to do something about it. I got a personalized license plate holder that says Hold the Cheese Dairyboy! Yes, I know it’s a little confrontational, but you gotta take a stand at some point. And this might be that point.

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It’s time for Our Duncan Funk Song of the Day. I don’t think cheese is really what this song is about, but it does a pretty good job of capturing my sentiments. Click on the title to hear the song.

Title: That Smell
Artist: Lynyrd Skynyrd