Friday, December 4, 2009

Finally, A Male Wash Product We Can All Feel Good About

Two words: Scrota Suds. It’s suds-tastic!

Okay, you’re right. I just made that up. But I bet something like that could be a pretty successful product. And it’d be fun to work on the marketing campaign, coming up with slogans, like, oh I don’t know, maybe something like start your day with that tingly clean, let-me-at-‘em feeling. If you’ve got the entrepreneurial spirit, if you know how to make bubbles, and if you feel strongly about male hygiene, this might just be the opportunity of a lifetime. So go for it! But if it becomes wildly successful, like I expect it will, just remember where you got the idea.

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Back again for Our Duncan Funk Song of the Day, looking tingly clean, it's Blue October.

Title: She's My Ride Home
Artist: Blue October

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