I Bet the Pork Would Have Been Better

I went out to dinner with Vulva last night, to a restaurant we hadn’t been to before. There were a number of specials on the menu that sounded good, including one that sounded particularly tasty: a Hawaiian Pork Loin. Our waitress – an extremely attractive young woman – came over and asked if we had any questions. With all the friendliness and sincerity I could muster, I asked “how’s your pork loin?" Vulva immediately scowled and kicked me under the table. I ended up ordering the halibut. Doo-dah.

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Speaking of pork loin, here’s David Gray, back for the third time, with Our Duncan Funk Song of the Day.

Title: Say Hello, Wave Goodbye
Artist: David Gray