At least according to our polling, it won’t be. And since we were doing the polling, we felt pretty confident that it would be. But no. Apparently, it’s going to be .. are you ready for this? … it’s going to be the Bar Darnedest year ever. Excuse me? Pardon my French, but what the fuck does that even mean? Here are the full polling results:
Question: Which of the following do you think 2010 will be?
- 51% The bar darnedest year ever
- 37% The Duncanest Funkenest year ever
- 5% The chippiest year ever
- 4% The most elevated year ever
- 2% The John McCainiest year ever
- 1% Other
Two percent of you – that’s one out of every 50 of you - apparently think 2010 will be the John McCainiest year ever? Are you serious?
I guess the good news is that our poll does have a pretty substantial margin of error, so there’s still room for hope. But if you’re really so inclined, I hope you do have yourself a “bar darned” year in 2010. As for me though , I’ll be going full speed ahead trying to have the Duncanest Funkenest year ever.
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But now it’s time to close out the year, NOT with Our Duncan Funk Song of the Day as we usually do, but instead, Our Duncan Funk Song of the YEAR. How exciting! This is where we go through all of our Duncan Funk Songs of the Day from the whole year, almost 150 of really fine songs, and select the very best one. May I have the envelope please? Oh yeah! Ladies and gentlemen, here with Our Duncan Funk Song of the Year, is The Boss. Such a fine song and performance.
Title: Eyes on the Prize
Artist: Bruce Springsteen
P.S. Wouldn’t it be ironic if 2010 actually turned out to be the most elevated year ever?
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