Can a Fish Enhance Your Lovemaking?

If you position it just so, and hold it just right, and move it in a certain way, yes ... yes I believe it can. But the fish must be dead. That’s always been a rule in my family.

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I’m never been the biggest Joni Mitchell fan. (Some of them are well over six feet four, and I’m just not in that league.) But this is a really fine song. It probably would have made a little more sense to have it before Christmas, but it’s still good in January since it has a wintery feel to it – it’s Our Duncan Funk Song of the Day.

Title: River
Artist: Joni Mitchell