Thursday, January 21, 2010

Could The Idea Behind Traffic Roundabouts Also Work in the Bedroom?

Question: Duncan, as a frequent commuter it seems like every day I’m seeing more and more traffic roundabouts, you know those circle-like things where traffic only goes in one direction and you have to yield to the traffic in the circle. It seems like most drivers don’t particularly like them, at least at first, but traffic engineers really like them because they ease traffic congestion and reduce the severity of accidents. Anyway, it got me to thinking: do you think the basic idea of traffic circles could help in “the bedroom;” you know, in navigating our way through our daily sexual interactions? For example, should we perhaps, sexually speaking, strive to yield to the traffic in the circle?

Answer: No. That’s a stupid question. There are no parallels whatsoever. (And what does that last part even mean?)

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Well that question clearly got me riled up, and I need something light and airy to clear my mind. I normally don’t think of Bruce Springsteen when I’m in the mood for something light and airy, but this one fits the bill – and so it’s Our Duncan Funk Song of the Day.

Title: Tomorrow Never Knows
Artist: Bruce Springsteen

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