Thursday, January 14, 2010

Wouldn’t It Be Adorable …

… if everyone started calling the human buttocks – both their own as well as everybody else’s – “Aunt Nancy.” As in:

• oohh, it’s slippery – be careful or you’ll fall on your Aunt Nancy; or
• damn, I think I’m getting a pimple on my Aunt Nancy; or
• oh no thanks, I’ll have to pass on dessert – I’m afraid my Aunt Nancy is big enough as it is; or
• get a load of her Aunt Nancy.


The only possible downside I can see is that some women who are actually named Nancy could take some offense. But my advice to them would be oh come on, lighten up – time marches on and you can’t hold back everybody else’s enjoyment just because you might be a little offended. Time to grow up!

And this doesn’t have to be limited to America – heck no! Imagining someone with a Scottish or Australian or Indian accent saying it, well that just brings a smile to my face just thinking about it. I guess all that’s left now is to get up off our Aunt Nancys and just make it happen!

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And speaking of making it happen, here’s Stevie Ray Vaughan with Our Duncan Funk Song of the Day.

Title: The House is Rockin’
Artist: Stevie Ray Vaughan

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