Gazoon Your Tights

That’s what I say to Vulva when she sneezes … and she sneezes a lot, ladies and gentlemen … a lot. I say it, of course, instead of gesundheit. I frankly think it’s adorable. Vulva’s a lucky woman. Not because she sneezes so much, but because she has someone to gazoon her tights when she does. I’ll bet not many women do.

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This has gotta be one of the best songs ever, and it’s Our Duncan Funk Song of the Day.

Title: Here Comes the Sun
Artist: The Beatles