You Want Adorable? I’ll Give You Adorable.

So I had just woken up and walked out of the bedroom. And as I opened the door, sitting there on the loveseat facing me was Vulva. And I greeted her, saying with a friendly, Texan-like accent “howdy fuckin’-doo.” And she replied, simply, “howdy.” I paused just long enough to put a sad look on my face, and then with the most sad-sounding voice I could muster said: “where’s my fuckin’-doo?”

If that’s not adorable, I don’t know what is.

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Here’s a fine laid-back song, sung live, by an incredible musician for Our Duncan Funk Song of the Day.

Title: A Place Where We Used to Live
Artist: Mark Knofler