Wednesday, June 23, 2010

A Fun Multiple Choice Quiz

Are you ready? Here’s the question:

[Blank] is a many splendored thing.

Is it:

A. Sarah Palin
B. Cedar-Planked Salmon
C. Anti-matter
D. Love

Let’s take them one-by-one.

Sarah Palin is NOT a many splendored thing. No way, no how. Even if she were to shut her yap hole, she still would be far, far removed from being a many splendored thing. (And the likelihood of her shutting her yap hole anytime soon seems remote.) If you answered Sarah Palin, well, I can only shake my head.

It’s hard to find a better summertime dinner than cedar-planked salmon, pasta salad and corn-on-the-cob. Ummh, ummh, umh. So cedar-planked salmon is most definitely a splendored thing, but here’s the thing, it’s not a many splendored thing. It’s pretty much a single splendored thing. If this was your answer, I think you should try to expand your horizons just a little.

Anti-matter? Could be, hell if I know. I just threw it in at the end ‘cause I wanted four choices. If this was your answer, and you’re not just guessing but you really know something about it, okay, I’ll give it to you, at least conditionally – it seems plausible.

Love? Yup, that’s it. And we know that for a certainty because there was a movie and a song that said so, and that’s good enough for me.

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It’s that time, and guess what Our Duncan Funk Song of the Day is today? This is one of my guilty pleasures. It’s almost embarrassing to admit that I like this song, but I really do … even though it’s from such a different era. It’s one of a couple of thousand songs on my iPod so it only comes up every few months, but when it does I always sing along. Particularly when it gets about to that minute-and-55 second part – I can belt it out almost as loud as Andy himself.

Title: Love Is a Many Splendored Thing
Artist: Andy Williams

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