What’s Up With the Dutch … and Their Ovens, Their Treats, Their Rubs and Their Elm Disease?

My guess is they’ve probably got a lot more going for them than these things. But when I think “Dutch” this is what immediately comes to mind. Their ovens are boring, their famous treat isn’t really a treat at all, their rubs are unpleasant, and their elm disease, well I don’t even want to talk about that. May I suggest a self-promotion campaign … maybe a few new products? A Dutch Willie or a Dutch-o-matic, these are things that I think Americans could get excited about. It’d beat the hell out of elm disease, that’s for sure.

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Okay, so here’s a Dutch group for Our Duncan Funk Song of The Day, from way back in 1982.

Title: Twilight Zone
Artist: Golden Earring