Her Panties Were Ruffled. Why?

It probably wasn’t any of my business …. but I was curious. So I asked her: “Gramma,” I said, “why are your panties ruffled?” I’ll never forget the look on her face.

It turned out she wasn't wearing panties. And ... it turned out she wasn't my gramma.

If I had just left the question unasked, I’d probably still have both my testicles today.

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Direct from the Letterman Show, with just a few hundred days and a few thousand miles in between, we have Wilco, with Feist, for Our Duncan Funk Song of the Day. Splendid!

Title: You and I
Artist: Wilco