Human Girl Wins Local Talent Competition

Fourteen-year old Kitty Bitters has won the Vulva Meadows Winter Talent Competition. Young Ms. Bitters, or “Miss Kitty,” as she likes to be called, reportedly “blew the judges away” with her stylish, up-tempo rendition of her original composition, God, I Really Love My Biscuits.

A well-deserved Duncan Funk tip-o-the-hat to Kitty Bitters! (And if you’re wondering, yup, this is Gina Lou’s little sister!)

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I’ve previously acknowledged that I have a bit of a crush on Norah Jones. Vulva is aware of this, but to her credit, is not threatened by it. I also have a bit of a soft spot for Elmo. Oh he can be annoying without a doubt, but in small enough doses, I generally find him endearing. And – I’ve never admitted this to anyone before today – I’ve always been a little partial to “Y.” Sometimes the stars magically align themselves as they have here for Our Duncan Funk Song of the Day.

Title: Don’t Know Y
Artist: Norah Jones