Whatever you’re doing, professionally speaking, drop it, and turn your attention to the outdoors and outdoor recreation. More specifically, turn your attention to canoes. And then – now, here’s the kicker – start a newsletter or a website, and call it:
John Sununu’s Canoe News
It will be the absolute best name ever! The only thing that could possibly make it better is if there was a nephew or cousin or somebody completely unrelated, named Stu, and then it could be Stu Sununu’s Canoe News.
I hope you appreciate the effort I’ve put into this post because, frankly, I’ve really had to reach for it, and it’s a little embarrassing. I may actually have strained something.
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There’s absolutely nothing catchy about the name O.A.R.’s Canoe News, but nonetheless we’re featuring one of their songs as Our Duncan Funk Song of the Day.
Title: Shattered
Artist: O.A.R.

It was worth the reach. Sununu would mention you in the paper for news on canoes.
ReplyDeleteUnless he slept through the good parts, which we'd have to characterize as a John Sununu's Canoe News Snooze. Thanks for your input Mr. F!
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