Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Don’t Let a Poorly Timed Erection Spoil Your Visit to Buckingham Palace!

It’s better not to go at all! You can trust me on this one – I know from experience.

(Doesn’t it seem like in this day and age that medical science could come up with a product to address the problem of embarrassing “male moments.” Doing multiplication problems in your head won’t work forever. There’s all sorts of products to help increase male virility. But what about those of us with the opposite problem? I would think this could be a goldmine for the pharmaceutical companies. I know they spend hundreds of thousands of dollars on marketing and all, but if it were up to me I’d come up with a product and just call it something like “EZBoy.”)

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How ‘bout a big howdy-doo to Nickel Creek, with their ode to love, for Our Duncan Funk Song of the Day.

Title: Somebody More Like You
Artist: Nickel Creek

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