Friday, December 27, 2013

The Centerpiece of the Funk Family Holiday Table Was a Unique and Lovely Northwest Fish Bouquet!


Crafted with some of Washington State’s most popular native fish – including salmon, trout, crappy, chub, herring and mackerel – and set off, at Vulva’s artistic suggestion, with fern fronds and baby’s breath – this lovely arrangement set the perfect tone for our holiday feast.  Coupled with some well-placed strands and powder for our guest’s nether regions, it made for a truly unforgettable holiday dining experience!

Some may wonder if the bouquet gave off a noticeable odor?  Oh yes, sweet Jesus, it stunk to high heaven, but the visual effect was so stunning that only a relatively few guests left early.

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