Some People Believe That Deep Within Our Psyche We All Have an Evil Twin, Someone That Is Our Opposite. I Don’t Believe That, But If I Did, I Bet Mine Would Be Named Duncor Funk.

And if I ever met him I’d look him straight in the eye, put my hands on my hips, and say hey man, you don’t have to choose.  I bet that’d give him some food for thought.  Duncor Funk indeed.