A Unattached Friend and I Were Out Walking and Passed an Attractive Young Woman Wearing a Sweatshirt That Just Said “The Citadel.” I Suggested He Approach Her and Say “Hey, I’ve Been to the Citadel … The Citadel of Love.”

“The Citadel,” for those who don’t know, is a military college in South Carolina, and is located about 3,000 miles from our part of the country.  For reasons that only puzzle me, my friend chose not to act on my helpful suggestion.  Opportunity wasted.