Some of the Sexiest Women I’ve Ever Known Didn’t Have “Traditional” Heads
This, of course, isn’t true.The sentence, complete with quotation marks, just popped into my head
one day and it made me chortle.Yep,
that’s how it went down.
Follow Duncan’s humorous interactions with an on-going and slightly bizarre cast of friends and family. Serving up good humor and great music since 8:00 a.m.
Our Ever Growing and Ever Lovin' Cast of Characters
Duncan Funk: Yours truly
Vulva Meadows: My girlfriend. To her embarrassment, Vulva Meadows also happens to be the name of one of the largest housing developments around these parts.
Pooters: My dog
Mr. Jeepers: someone I seem to have a lot of interaction with
Officer and Mrs. Cornhole, and their daughter Nikki: my neighbors. They also perform as a family singing group and are known as The Singing Cornholes. Roy Noyes: one of my friends
Gar Arbuckle: another one of my friends
R. R. Arbuckle: Gar’s dad, and President of the Vulva Meadows Neighborhood Watch Program
The Rest of the Arbuckle Family: Barb Arbuckle (Gar’s mom), Little Barb Arbuckle (Gar’s older sister) and Buck Arbuckle (Gar’s little brother)
Bill Billups, Who Goes by Wendel (He’s not Jewish): husband of Little Barb Arbuckle
The Billups Twins, Romulus and Remus: twin sons of Little Barb Arbuckle and Bill (Wendel) Billups
Nope, no shortcuts. You're just going to have to read to find out about me. I don't want to be rude, but I think I'm way too complex to be distilled into a simple sidebar comment.
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