Monday, November 17, 2014

Unconfirmed Reports Are Being Received That Mormon Thugs Are Going Door To Door Terrorizing Residents In Their Own Homes!


I have to stress that these are unconfirmed reports.  We simply don’t know all the details yet.  Among the very few details that are available are that the thugs appear to be well dressed and typically travel in pairs as they go up to the front door of an unsuspecting citizen’s house.  More information will be provided as or if it becomes available.  For the time being, the best advice is to stay calm.

UPDATE: Apparently there’s only been a single report, and that came from someone who smelled heavily of alcohol.  Ironically, that “someone” turned out to be my cousin, Dewey Funk.  (Dewey Funk?  We sure do!) In light of this development, the veracity of the story is becoming increasingly questionable.

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