I have to stress that these are unconfirmed reports. We simply don’t know all the details
yet. Among the very few details that are
available are that the thugs appear to be well dressed and typically travel in
pairs as they go up to the front door of an unsuspecting citizen’s house. More information will be provided as or if it
becomes available. For the time being,
the best advice is to stay calm.
UPDATE:
Apparently there’s only been a single report, and that came from someone who
smelled heavily of alcohol. Ironically,
that “someone” turned out to be my cousin, Dewey Funk. (Dewey
Funk? We sure do!) In light of this
development, the veracity of the story is becoming increasingly questionable.
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