I Told Her She Looked Like a Horse’s Ass

There was no way to sugarcoat it. Those huge cheeks. That monstrous crack running down the middle of her face. The shock of long, thick hair that sprouted out of the middle of her forehead and ran down her face. “I’m sorry, Governor,” I said, “but you might want to consider seeing a stylist.” Then it was time for me to go, and I was escorted out.

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It’s time for Our Duncan Funk Song of the Day, and if you’re wondering “who stank?”, well sir, it turns out Hoobastank.

Title: The Reason
Artist: Hoobastank