Willard “Red” Herring, bi-sexual pitcher for the Lehigh Valley IronPigs – the Philadelphia Phillies Tripe-A affiliate – made quite a splash yesterday, literally, according to several witnesses. Herring reportedly went swimming at a local lake yesterday as temperatures soared into the mid 90’s. According to onlookers, he made a most excellent splash when he jumped off a dock, soaking numerous sunbathers in the process. Witnesses said that after he showed his bi-sexual credentials, good natured and friendly hijinks ensued, and everyone had a good and refreshing time.
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Speaking of a good and refreshing time, here’s David Gray with
Our Duncan Funk Song of the Day.
Title: You’re the World To Me Artist: David Gray
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