But this guy really, really bugs me. Recognize him? He’s the “So Long Ooziness” guy from the SeaBond denture adhesive commercials. And he’s been coming in to my home several times a week now for what seems like months. And he always looks like this. And he always brings three equally unpleasant and annoying older ladies with him. I try to ignore all of them and look away, but it’s like a train wreck – I almost always have to take at least a peek. I wish most people well. But I just can’t do that for these folks. If their dentures fall out and they choke on their own ooze, so be it.
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For Our Duncan Funk Song of the Day, we have David Gilmour, formerly of Pink Floyd. His dentures seem well secured and I see no tell-tale ooziness.
Title: On An Island
Artist: David Gilmour
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