I Wish I Knew Someone Named Amy Fisher Because I Was Just Diagnosed With An Anal Fissure, And If I Knew An Amy Fisher I Could Call Her Up and Say I Had Just Been Thinking About Her.

And she’d probably ask why, and I’d explain it to her, and we’d have a good laugh.  I thought about looking online or in the phone book for someone with that name, but if I found someone she’d probably think it was kind of creepy.

And let me thank you all in advance for your concern and kind wishes, but my understanding is that this is just a very common and minor thing.  Probably the worst that could happen – and I’m just speculating here – is that for unknown reasons the fissure could just start expanding and expanding and finally get so big that I would just slip into it and totally disappear.  But I think that’s unlikely.

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JJ Cale passed away this weekend.  He was good, I liked him, and here he is with a great song for Our Duncan Funk Song of the Day.

Title:  Mama Don’t

Artist:  JJ Cale